oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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