Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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