kristin has been a bad kristin
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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