Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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