Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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