Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The power of my boobs compel you
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
