I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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