You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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