You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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