he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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