Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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