Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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