i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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