I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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