WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My cat gives me a boner
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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