they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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