I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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