so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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