WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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