You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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