just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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