at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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