just come out here and I will go home with you...
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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