dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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