MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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