I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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