whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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