Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
