its not stalking. its research.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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