so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
did you just send me my own nude
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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