i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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