My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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