He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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