i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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