So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
