He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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