We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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