I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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