the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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