why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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