I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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