No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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