We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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