he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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