I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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