You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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