its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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