Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Randomize
