i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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