did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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